If that link below took you to a place that you'd rather not have been transported to then apologies. Just click on the forward arrow and let Gale and Dale do the rest... (found courtesy of the Bomp List Refugees mailout)

Celebrate 22 years of Beat Poetry with the band at Sloan's in Glasgow this coming Saturday night.

Free entry, muchas rock'n'roll of the instro variety.

Which is more than can be said for this.

Thanks Professor H, you put me off my breakfast...