Truly the web is becoming an even more bizarre repository for rockin' "information". Thanks to Eric Fusco for forwarding along the following although I ain't too sure that "thanks" is the right word. Whatever, read on for some pure wacked-out nonsense: Hello, my name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film (aka plastic wrap). If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site. Perhaps Ulrich has finally solved the "Why did Roy alway wear shades?" mystery? RIP, great man.